To Infinity and Beyond

Mom's always said I'm a pretty amazing guy. So I thought it only appropriate that my Halloween costume should reflect that this year. No offense to Tyrone, Mickey Mouse or Nemo...you are all really cool guys and I'm a huge fan. But I think you'll agree I make a darn good Buzz Lightyear (if I do say so myself).

I'm sure it's not a big surprise that we attended Mickey's Trick or Treat Party at California Adventure again this year. But I do have to say that I think I raised the cool factor this year. I mean, last year I had the Mickey costume with the one floppy ear and the high water pants. That's to be expected from a three-year-old I guess. But at age four, you've gotta raise your game.

I had a great time with Mom, Dad and big sis Kaitlin. We hit all the Treat Stops, rode some rides and watched Goofy and the gang shakin' it during the parade. Kaitlin even bought me a balloon that looked just like me! She was by far the hit of the park in her peacock costume. Everywhere we went people took notice. So I had to be on guard, make sure everybody knew to keep their distance...step back, fellas, she's with me.

I'm already working on my costume for next year. Mom won't let me be Pippi Longstocking, so I guess that's out. Though I do have a year to work on her. Keep your eyes open for a red braided wig and long striped socks, just in case.

...and eat it too.

Mom says I'm a "miracle." I don't remember all that well, but apparently I faced a lot of challenges pretty early on. As she tells it, I was born two months early and had to spend my first few weeks outside of the belly in the hospital. She says babies are supposed to grow inside their moms (which is a wacky concept to begin with!) for nine months so that they're fully developed and healthy and ready to meet the world.

But I beg to differ. I mean, look at me! Do I look any worse for the wear? The way I see it, I must have been ready. As far as I'm concerned, four years ago today, I got wise to the fact that I was missing a lot just swimming around in that belly and I decided it was time to make a move. See some sights. Live a little.

And just look at me now! I can jump backwards on the trampoline in gymnastics class! I can pick up piles of dirt with my dumptruck and move them to...uh...other piles of dirt! I can read tons of words, I can sing, and I'm an excellent dancer. Oh, and Nana called yesterday to tell Dad that she saw my Target commercial on TV during Oprah!

So I say I'm doin' alright. Four years ago today was the perfect time for me to make my grand entrance. Besides, I'm anything but typical. Mom says I look for the hardest way to do things, so I guess I've just been a challenge seeker since day one. As a matter of fact, today, on my birthday, I decided I can squeeze in a commercial shoot for Google and FirstBook on my way out to Disneyland! I think the line that Dad's been teaching me is appropriate for this situation..."That's just how I roll, kids."

Life is good, folks. God's been watching out for me every step of the way. And from what Mom and Dad tell me, so have all of you. I'm a lucky guy to have such great friends. So thanks for making my first four years such a blast. And stay tuned...Mom says we never know what surprises are in store. Exciting stuff, huh?

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get started on my day. Don't wanna keep the big mouse waiting!

Ladies and Gentlemen...

...may I present...MYSELF!!!